Friday, September 25, 2020

MahaYogi and Swami Rama.

MahaYogi was purely fiction, I live in the parable, he replied, meeting Swami Rama, sometime before his demise in 1995, since only the living read non fictional literature and the characters live in an abstraction, some large cloud of imagination in all the readership, especially the younger readership. The author liked to call this the Childverse too, for it was part of that childhood spontaneity, the imagination, retained so deep in that inner child as one grew up, slowly losing contact with it, to some wealthy few was it evergreen, like a inner Shangrila, and it remained the constant companion as one seek more and more inertial reality for was only inertia real?

Swami Rama, a living legend, A GuruDeva to many, believed children to be the messiahs of God, worshiping the divinity in everyone, he though the Lord dwelt in the Childverse. But when did MahaYogi meet him. When he did read this Blog the reader may inquire? It was only published recently, long after he had deceased, cried the voice of reason. Irrationality is causal replied MahaYogi, in creationism, is all in that moment and late Swami Rama belonged there, in that one moment, predating time itself, and we meet there, I who is pure fiction and he of fact.

What about the story of the septic pipe inquired an inquisitive child? In that far away imaginary realm. You should read the excerpt from his book: Living With the Himalayan Masters, to summarize, the odd septic pipe with some stumps of wood and stones, became an installation art resembling a living saints energy ....

If rationality had a living voice, it had found a little one in the Childverse and reason seemed to disagree with this story, for it made no scientific sense, nor did the fact that Humans were not feral anymore and failed the Orange Pip test, if they dispersed Orange  Trees by ingesting Oranges and carefully burying the poop with seeds in it, they had invented Real Estate, the indoors and the Town. The entire marketing and advertising.

So here was MahaYogi's advertisement, Swami Rama marketed as the true feral saint, with true knowing, intuition and divinity. He was the GuruDeva, will you find out the feral way?


 

Saturday, July 18, 2020

The Amazon Religion.

Mahayogi, once met an indigenous shaman, a monk or druid on the banks of the Mississipi.
The conversation grew, to why the Mississipi is not sacred? The Shaman, said from the first nation, even the rivers of commerce are sacred too? Why is there a dichotomy?
Amazon is sacred to the indigenous people, the rain forests, the river, while it is commerce, especially e-commerce to the world.
Mahayogi thought the amazonian electric eel, could be the sacred figure, would Amazon, with it's Prime Vans and Amazon Dogs, be the medium? And trans-humanism and A.I the religion? Maybe the Amazon Spheres were the sacred space? A conservatory and work environment with thousands of cloud plants, depicting the race and the religion in huge live walls, while Amazonians and their pets worked hard, doing all the heavy lifting, for a better computer-human interface? Like the Alexa?
Maybe the need of the day is more Amazon Sphere like spaces and more drop-shipped e-commerce?

Sunday, July 5, 2020

The Dark Forest Theory

Mahayogi was in the midst of a discussion with a pastor, who was delusional with his faith,
I agree we have just gambled and are nothing more than alcoholics, cried the pastor, there must be a way out.
Mahayogi disagreed, he said that there is a biodiversity of spiritualities, much like that of creation, but were you all traced to Adam and Eve, or did the population come out of the blue?
Pastor disagreed, we do not even have the signs of intelligence the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom possess, all we have achieved in our belief in Jesus Christ, is the destruction of the rest of humanity, the animal kingdom, all to create an Armageddon Day and a dog eat dog world. There is no magic here, just illusionism, and the illusionism of fish and bread for the masses, is the sole cause of misery, it was an act of theft and the Lord was punished for the flatlandedness, the anthropomorphism and the traumatology of such theft. That was his crime that led to his Crucifixion.

Mahayogi agreed, one had the choice in the ontological ground, the orbits of life, and one did not have to subscribe to this theology at all, it was mostly irrelevant, irrelevant in post-industrialized society, maybe the Universe is really simulated, agreed the two.

Monday, May 25, 2020

“ Satyam .. Shivam .. Sundaram ”


“ Satyam .. Shivam .. Sundaram ”

Living in the Himalayan caves was very pleasant, and when I was there I was in the habit of roaming through the mountains during the day .. taking notes in a haphazard manner .. and returning to my cave before darkness would fall. My diary is filled with descriptions of my experiences with the SAGES, yogis, and other spiritual leaders of the Himalayas.
When one sits in the mornings and evenings on the tops of the mountains, one can see beauty all around. If he is a spiritual man, he can understand how this beauty is an inseparable aspect of the Lord, whose attributes are SatyamShivam, and Sundaram .. truth, eternity, and beauty. This is the land of devas.
In the Himalayas, dawn ( usha ) and twilight ( sandhya .. when the day weds the night ) are not mere moments created by the rotation of the Earth, but have a deep symbolic meaning. Morning, afternoon, evening, and night each have their own beauty which no language can ever describe.
I used to roam in the mountains with my pet bear, who was very loyal to me. He was fond of me and became very possessive. He wouldn’t hurt anyone, but would knock down anyone who came near me. I called him ‘ Bhola ’ and he was my finest company during those days ! For eleven years he lived near my cave and would always wait for me to come out.
My MASTER did not approve of my growing attachment to this pet and used to tease me, calling me a “ bear charmer ”. In the morning, carrying a long staff to help me in climbing, I would go to the mountain-tops which were four to six miles from my cave. I had my diary, a few pencils and the bear ‘ Bhola ’ with me.
Many varieties of flowers are found in abundance in these mountains.
Among all the flowers grown in the Himalayan valleys, the most beautiful are the lilies and the orchids. Hundreds of varieties of lilies bloom after winter is over and sometimes even before snowfall.

Friday, January 3, 2020

many world realities

MahaYogi met Professor Gucchi at a conference on world religions, Gucchi was a leading advocate of many world interpretation of quantum gravity and was a leading E8 theorist. E8 was a leading theory of fiber-based unification theory. He believed in an MWI viewpoint, a viewpoint was so hard-lined that he believed in the universal policing, a concept where a matrix-like augmentation of the universe exists where at every branch of space-time where a law is broken a Guardian stands guard, waiting to prevent crime.
MahaYogi disagreed, he believed in a filter theory of the simulated universe with the dharma principle, this dharmic universe has only the righteous space-time, the world of all possibilities, simultaneously in existence, only if they are dharmic, a spiritual technology of the Buddha, upheld by the masses and the believers, giving special meaning to spirituality.
Dr. Gucchi found this deeply meaningful, the concept of spiritual technology itself was meaningful to him. He inquired if one could create such technology for oneself? If meditation was practical.
Yes, replied MahaYogi, it is a practical science and restoring dharma in your life is the sole need for spirituality these days, people will then be ethical, will stop stealing from you and will repay your kindness and good deeds.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Dignity of Labor

Maha Yogi once met an obese young boy who could not stand the thought of any menial task, even if it was house-keeping. This boy had been lazy all his life and could not even touch his toes with his fingers. He could not physically bend.
He was depressed and morose, and seek Yogi's counsel, I am always unhappy he complained, the world is always bothering me, he complained.
Maha Yogi asked him to segregate the waste bin in his home into trash recyclables and organic waste and dispose of them accordingly, he instructed him on how to compost the organic waste for use in the garden and requested him to flush the toilet with a self-cleaning additive.

The young boy, just could not stand the thought of housekeeping and forced his mother to do the tasks for him, a week later he returned to Yogi, complaining that he was still morose and unhappy, then Yogi asked him if he had completed the house-keeping chores? He replied it was too menial for him!
Yogi then explained the need for the dignity of labor and how simple chores with cleanliness was also a way to God-realization. Yogi and the boy actually worked on a garden plot and planned and planted trees, it was a new world to the boy, and his life changed forever with the green touch. Something magical dawned, and his life changed, there were happiness and good karma.
The next time you expect a miracle in life, just hug a spiritual tree, and in your breath will merge magic, the magic of intelligence, ennui, and morosity will vanish, and a higher happiness index will emerge. Maybe electricity and A.I are part of a trees life too!


Friday, June 28, 2019

MahaYogi meets the free critic.

MahaYogi was well aware of the adage, of a critic, the lowest job, a person who tells you when you are wrong, all without a pay or remuneration.

MahaYogi met one such person, she was called the Free Critic, she was a born critic, and excelled at it, often pointing mistakes in people all day, without an end.
Sometimes it was character assassination and sometime plain denial of a persons accomplishments.
MahaYogi had the misfortune of crossing paths with her!

For months he had to tolerate volley after volley of a tirade in words, accusations of lies, sexual innuendos and of contributions to dogma, all accused of a free thinker.
Most of it was borne in silent ignorance of the vociferous woman. The mud sling did never stick, but reflecting on it he realized the entire futility of the human existence.

People like the free critic were an illustration of the complete lack of meaning and semantics in evolution and life. If survival of the fittest and theories of Darwinism were to be believed then, flora and fauna, given their incomprehension of the human condition would be the natural selection and so would automaton, incapable of understanding fear, suffering or the human condition.

All saints are impervious to the human condition and seek to transcend the senses, the root cause of the condition. This immersion is the cause of suffering as revealed by Siddhartha, and all saint including MahaYogi believed this.